Bliss
Another wonderful weekend in that little Tuscan hideout, despite the best efforts of Ryanair to wreck it (they hadn't reckoned on FKJ, who, on news of cancellations, swung into action with a wrath that can only be described as Valkyrian).
There is little to report.
We sat around the table drinking wine, eating wholesome winter hotpots and having mildly salacious discussions (the length of the average woman's, er, internal bits, the mating habits of attractive youngsters, how to have gay phone sex whilst evading the Singaporean morality police, fisting for beginners...)
We transferred ourselves to the sitting room and lit the fire, sporting leisure wear.
We parked ourselves on the sofa and got out the blankets.
We sat for hours, transfixed by the antics of teenage Americans, joining in showtune hits with gusto.
We cheered at a refreshing Sunday morning Nevada lesbian romp.
We resolved to buy pyjamas for those who do not already own them.
We went home, rejuvenated and resolved to do it all again, very soon.
The End.
There is little to report.
We sat around the table drinking wine, eating wholesome winter hotpots and having mildly salacious discussions (the length of the average woman's, er, internal bits, the mating habits of attractive youngsters, how to have gay phone sex whilst evading the Singaporean morality police, fisting for beginners...)
We transferred ourselves to the sitting room and lit the fire, sporting leisure wear.
We parked ourselves on the sofa and got out the blankets.
We sat for hours, transfixed by the antics of teenage Americans, joining in showtune hits with gusto.
We cheered at a refreshing Sunday morning Nevada lesbian romp.
We resolved to buy pyjamas for those who do not already own them.
We went home, rejuvenated and resolved to do it all again, very soon.
The End.
posted by Lady V at 8:55 pm
5 Comments:
and are ready to do it all again...
Oh it all look just divine!
Note to self: open new line of super-fuzzy, rustic yet decadent jammies, or "Tuscan bed furs" as we will call them. Book Milanese catwalk ASAP.
"Tuscan bed furs" is very good.
However, Lady V, in her otherwise comprehensive analysis, omitted to mention the raging debate about dressing gowns versus bed jackets, something you'll need to take into account when planning the range.
I can only sum up the weekend using a quote from the Tellytubbies: "again, again, again, again, again..."
feel me made real progress on pressing issues. and as we all know when our eyes are diverted by stars, are minds are in the gutter.
i think i know what flavia was smiling about in that last picture, and she promised she would keep it to herself. which clearly she DIDNT, judging by the text content of this post.
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