What to do when you're waiting?

I have new eyebrows.

Now I have to lose weight from everywhere else to match...

?!?

Returning from a bracing walk on Hampstead Heath (fitness, as ever, my watchword), imagine my surprise and delight on finding that someone has sent me a gift.

'Before Bridget Jones, Carrie Bradshaw and the Shopaholic, it was a world of Fabulous Nobodies.'

All hail to my mystery benefactor! If you would care to reveal your identity, I shall prostrate myself at your feet, forthwith....