Baby’s First Gaga
To the O2 arena for what I insisted on referring to as a ‘pop concert’, causing DJS to look at me with mild pain and panic in her eyes. Yes, as part of my unrelenting campaign to expose the unborn child to as diverse a range of pre-birth experience as possible, we braved the snow and ice to attend Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball.
And what an experience it was!
On arrival I was overjoyed to be whisked into the VIP queue and spirited upstairs to our hospitality suite complete with bar, snacks and - most important of all in my condition - lavatories complete with Molton Brown ginger and cinnamon handwash. Blessing DJS’s rock connections I settled down happily into my seat to watch the show.
Lady G was, of course, marvellous, biting off the head of a stuffed Santa between songs and peaking in a bikini that emitted sparks from her nipples and vag. The baby badger loved it, obeying her instructions to jump to the music, flipping around inside me like a 90s raver on speed.
We took the tube home, mulling over the possibility of some pregnancy pix wrapped in police tape a la our heroine in the Telephone video. Yah.
posted by Lady V at 2:28 pm
3 Comments:
when niccolo is a teen you will be telling him about seeing gaga while pregnant with him. he will be sullen and bratty, like all adoloscents, but he will cower with shame at that revelation and have to grudgingl agree, that yes, that is in fact pretty fuking cool. my parents are cool, oh no, perish the thought.
His first, but perhaps not his last!
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