Round Two - Ding Dong!

Well, here we are again.

This time Tot A and I are bringing out the big guns. We mean business.

Not only shall I be injected nightly with the urine of post-menopausal women - now we're making the cocktail a little more interesting by adding a hormone produced by genetically engineered Chinese hamster ovary cells. That's right, hamsters.

I don't know why they have to be Chinese. It seems somewhat overly specific. But hey ho, what do I know? I am simply a vessel.

Chanting as we speak...