No more rats
So, sitting at my window with the baby gurgling contentedly on my lap I check my emails. I see one from the agent. I convince myself that because she emailed not called it's a no. I decide not to open it. Tears drop onto baby Bruno's head. He turns around and gives me a puzzled look.
V: What? Your aunt is a failure. What?
B: Dazzling smile.
V: Oh bugger it, I'll look then.
I open the email. She's read the first 100 pages. She likes it. She wants to meet.
4.30 next Wednesday in Soho.
I am wetting myself in anticipation. Bruno has given me an enormous celebratory fart. It's a family thing.
V: What? Your aunt is a failure. What?
B: Dazzling smile.
V: Oh bugger it, I'll look then.
I open the email. She's read the first 100 pages. She likes it. She wants to meet.
4.30 next Wednesday in Soho.
I am wetting myself in anticipation. Bruno has given me an enormous celebratory fart. It's a family thing.
5 Comments:
I've just let one rip in your honor, hang on, make that 3.
YEYEYEYEYEY!
You are going to be SO famous, you'll have to go to the fag shop at 1 am with a body guard to protect you from the scores of adoring fans!!!
Alternatively, you can send the body guard to buy fags...
;o)
Lady V or B for president..
or you could get the body guard to collect and dry pieces of cigs and roll them up for you!
YAY YAY YAY
eventually.
i see kate moss in your entourage.
Lady V! we're happy, happy, happy!
yey!
Now. Writing your next tragicomedy? Oh, but of course you are!
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