Epater les bourgeois

My new favourite Christmas game: traverse the streets of middle class London, carving the anthem 'tots, tits & tannenbaum' across frozen windshields, playing Russian roulette with the alarms.

I sashay along, playing 'light up my life', a fine new game that I invented a few months ago, in which Regina and Cerys accompany me (in my dreams and on my ipod) on a Primrose Hill roadtrip, jumping just far enough onto other people's property to make the welcoming/security lights flash on and illuminate my passing as brightly as if I were a brightly shining star. Of David. No?