13 January 2007

Even here


The smoking area in the optimistically-named ‘piazza’ outside the British Library is empty apart from the builders from the Eurostar terminus next door, lounging in their hard hats and eyeing up the academic totty. The crowd waiting outside in the morning is twice the size that it was in December. By 11am the reading rooms are full. The spotted dick and custard in the cafeteria remains untouched.

Yep, it's definitely January.

4 Comments:

Blogger albeo said...

now where did I see that before...?

spotted dick, I mean...

12:20 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last spotted dick spotted hiding in kitchen cupboard in Tuscany. It was hiding from filthy Phily porn...

5:16 pm  
Blogger FKJ said...

please post soonest pics of brunette tots.

8:07 am  
Blogger albeo said...

bored of spotted dick now. just make up something, totty. you've got fantasy, you needn't drink to write!!

1:29 am  

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